Couch
⚠️ Content warning: Couch is a crude British comedy with adult humour. Its developer says it isn't for kids.
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Couch is a crude British comedy management game for Playdate. Gaz has one job, to sit on the sofa and watch the telly, and your job is to make sure that's all he does. Leave him bored and he's out the door chasing the postie; ignore his bladder, his hunger or the smell of the flat and you get one of four grim endings. Survive seven days and his giro comes in, then carry on in endless mode.
You crank the telly to whatever he is grunting for, march him to the bog, chuck him crisps and fog the room with air freshener. New trouble turns up every few days, including power cuts where you crank the generator, and a corner shop sells upgrades. The developer flags crude and toilet humour, censored implied sexual content, smoking and vomit, and says it is "Not for kids." It was published on itch.io on 3 Nov 2026 for $2 and is marked In development.
Who made it
GrimeStudio, per the itch.io page.
What others are saying
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Sources
Checked 3 Nov 2026. Times on itch.io are shown in UTC.
- Official itch.io page (description, controls, tags, size, dates, AI disclosure, credits). https://grimestudio.itch.io/couch
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Keep Gaz on the sofa for seven days in a crude British comedy management game. Not for kids.